Why is it when you start to age
Gravity gets stronger?
Your chest is not as pert anymore
And ya legs seem short, not longer

Your rear hangs down to the floor
And it bounces when one skips
And when you bend to touch your toes
The sun begins an eclipse

Your stomach is like a mini planet
Soon it will have a moon
It may have two or 3 or 4
If you don't start a diet soon

The rings around your middle
Would make Saturn very jealous
So let's all start to diet
Let's all be very zealous

Written by me on 24/4/07

Carolyn xxxx